Dear Police Man,

Sam would like to say a couple words on how your bro-mance has effected him....

"He's nice. Because he lets you hold bullets and handcuffs and other epic stuff that can kill people! (Ooh Sam.) Ooh and he's funny. Amy always says he karupts me when he tells me to put stuff up my nose and stuff like that. He is really funny like that. And he gave me a badge 'cause I gave him one! It was cool 'cause now I feel like a police man... LOOK OUT PEOPLE! WEE-OOH WEE-OOH! And ya, Hal's cool... I lub you Hal (he says with a mouthful of grilled cheese)

Sam The Police Man